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Synthetic Grass Prank Call (AlkiStevens)

January 25, 2012

Alki Stevens prank calls synthetic grass stores and salesman, pretending to have the wrong end of the stick, and asking for weed. For those in the UK, synthetic grass = astroturf.

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How to Deal Weed – Gavin Tanner

March 22, 2011

Gavin Tanner shows you how to be an awesome weed dealer. 2010 – Matthew Lovkis and Joachim Strand. Teaser for ‘Dealing With Gavin Tanner’ TV show which is in development.

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D.A.R.E. to Smoke Pot & Not Crack

December 15, 2010

We’ve all seen the now famous D.A.R.E. anti-drugs campaigns. Now crazyshit.com have given the D.A.R.E. posters the Photoshop treatment, the carry the real message they should of back then. Just remember kids… Pot is safer than Crack!

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13 Strange Ways to Get High

December 2, 2010

There are literally hundreds of ways to get high, and some are much better than others. Below are 13 of the strangest ways that people have been known to get off their chops.

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Stoners Say the Funniest Things

November 15, 2010

Found on Craigslist, funny stoner’s midget advert.

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Snoop Dogg’s Closet (Heineken Advert Parody) Video

August 26, 2010

Different Weed:- The latest Heineken TV ad has been a massive success, you know, the one where the women celebrate a closet of shoes, only to be out cheered by the guys upstairs celebrating a closet full of Heineken. This version, featuring Vern Troyer, Snoop Dogg, and Ziggy Marley is even funnier! The girls are [...]

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Seshroulette: Chatroulette For Stoners

August 24, 2010

Seshroulette.com—a new site for cannabis users to smoke together on camera, randomly. Now you may never have to smoke alone again. Chatroulette was a great idea. When Chatroulette first started it was full of a diverse range of people, and it was quite funny to sit back, have a smoke and interact with strangers. But [...]

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Is Weed Better Than Sex?

July 29, 2010

Weed better than sex?? This guy certainly thinks so. Thanks to Sad Ninja Comedy. Official Website: http://www.weed-sex.com – DOWNLOAD SONG HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ… . You can also find it on Napster, Amazon, Rhapsody, and other music stores. – Weed is the only seed this guy wants to spread. A Charismatic stoner sings to his hottie girlfriend [...]

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Smoke Weed Everyday, That’s All I Do.

July 27, 2010

Smoke Weed Everyday, That’s All I Do. Directed by Nicholaus Goossen. Starring Nick Swardson.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Funny Medical Marijuana Scene

July 26, 2010

A funny scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which Larry gets hold of some Marijuana to help his fathers Glaucoma. In the next funny scene, Larry tries to pick up some weed from a dealer.

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